You know how low my sex drive has been lately, so I went to the doctor, and you won't believe what he said. Turns out, I'm perfectly fine, but my sexy doctor thinks YOU might be the cause. Well he suggested that my only hope at getting my libido back is to go out and fuck other men! He explained that you're just a loser, and you can't fulfill what I need sexually. I deserve to be fucked right, and you just can\'t make that happen. You're a sad excuse for a man, and a lousy lay... so I have no choice but to follow the doctor's orders! Your hand is going to be the only pussy you'll be seeing for a long time, and I'm going to go out and get properly fucked by a real man!